THE CAT. THE LAPTOP. THE QUESTIONS.
AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION
MEET HUNTER CAT
SUBJECT DECLINED
TO SIT STILL.
THE SMOKING HARD DRIVE
One glowing paw. Several encrypted folders. Absolutely impeccable battery life.
The laptop knows what happened.
Hunter Cat isn't talking.
PROPERTY OF
DEFINITELY NOT HUNTER CAT
A VERY RELIABLE RECONSTRUCTION
Hunter Cat arrives.
First champagne cork enters low Earth orbit.
Someone orders pizza.
Laptop last seen unattended.
Nobody remembers this part.
Hunter Cat denies everything.
No comment.
NOT A ROADMAP
Cat arrives.
Details remain classified.
Laptop discovered.
Internet does internet things.
No lessons learned.